017 - Ballesteros, SEVE-nteen



A FUN hour with a special celebrity sibling, another bleeped naughty word, and a cautionary (but utterly fascinating) tale of LSD. Let’s dig in, shall we?

Opening Vignette
"Arnold Schwarzenegger" takes questions regarding the shortage of water in Caul--i-fornia. Robb and Buzz shill their outside projects.

Opening Audio
Audio Clip: Atlantic City - The fish smell is embarrassing.

Music: ????

Segment 1
Tanner Cooley, brother of NFL player Chris Cooley and producer of Ghosts Don't Exist, panels. Tanner discusses his burgeoning fame, applying for med school and the health of his injured brother, who will be able to start running again in a week. So will Robb - no, make that a "weak."

Segment 2
Mike gets an update on the status of Ghosts Don't Exist, in which he plays a small role, and looks forward to the cast and crew showing in mid-January.

Mike discusses the hoax picture of JFK on a boat filled with naked women, which TMZ fell for and published; in reality, it was a Playboy promo shot years after JFK's death. The gang discusses the pros and cons of TMZ and Harvey Levin, tabloids and journalism. Mike looks forward to being fame-chased by paparazzi once the movie comes out.

Audio Vault
Before the audio vault starts, Mike notes that he doesn't have any New Years' Eve plans. Oscar tries to wrangle him an invitation to Tanner's party, but Mike doesn't want to go out to a club.
 * Sarah Simmons muffs a news read about the Redskins.
 * Doc Ellis recounts playing on LSD.

Buzz's News

 * Our government has sent money to Yemen, burgeoning home of terrorism.
 * Update on the crotch bomber.
 * Sen. Jim DeMint is holding up legislation regarding airline safety in the fear that airline workers will unionize.
 * Mike and Buzz again debate about security vs. liberty in air travel.
 * Charlie Sheen update.
 * A new whorehouse in Nevada is hiring male prostitutes.