109 - Messerschmitt BF 109



Another TV Tuesday, as we are joined again by Mark Segraves from DC 50. Good fun and all that jazz.

Opening Bit
British Patroleum's new spokesman, Hugh Grant.

Opening Clip
Ferris Beuller's Day Off - Principal Rooney and Grace

Opening Song
The Beatles - Twist and Shout

Segment 1
Robb has used the golf clubs Mike gave him once since 1993.

The Red Sox are back in the crapper, which is their normal place in the world. And Oscar is suddenly a Yankees fan.

Segment 2
Why is a taco salad called a "salad?" It is a bucket of meat.

Arlon Spector is doing it wrong.

Mike reads a sweet facebook message from Ryan, who downloaded Episode 106 of the show to commemorate his daughter's birth.

Robb's story about Julia and Facebook in Episode 108 wasn't just a good story, it was riveting radio and a cautionary tale.

Mike has "Anus Eyes."

Mark Segraves: Marathon runner, Michael Phelps breakfast challenge participant, bringer of good news: WJFK numbers are down.

Segment 3
More Bigg Duff winners.

Audio Vault

 * Reading Rainbow Theme Song (by special request)
 * Oscar singing the Reading Rainbow Theme Song
 * "Believe in Yourself" can't break boards over his head
 * Meredith Viera on Matt Lauer's promiscuity
 * A bayou bug flies into Mark Potter's mouth
 * Chris Klein audition tape for Mama Mia
 * The Doctors - Lady whose husband's testicle ascends during sex

Buzz and the News

 * Failed blowout preventer to blame for oil spill in the Gulf
 * How will American's unhappiness translate in the polls? Today is Primary Day.
 * Another lawsuit was filed against Arizona for new "show me your papers" law
 * Charlie Sheen will get $2 million an episode for the next two years of Two and a Half Men
 * YouTube turns 5 years old, has bigger viewership than all major TV networks combines
 * Miss USA poll-dancing pics show up
 * Bizarre ER premieres on the BBC, featuring a woman with a rolled-up Donny Osmand poster in her you-know-where