001 - The Mike O'Meara Show Returns



You have crashed the site… but in a GOOD way! Super Colossal, Mega Terrific, Fun, Intriguing, and Delightful Magic awaits ye… Let the listening begin! Something very special is happening here. Thank you ever so much!

- Mike, Buzz, Robb and Oscar

Opening Audio
"We're getting the band back together" from Blues Brothers.

Boston - "Long Time"

Segment 1
In the first segment of the new show, Mike and the guys set the stage. After five months off the air, Mike, Robb, and Buzz are back together.

Mike introduces Oscar Santana to the cast of the Mike O'Meara Show, and the new engineer, Raymond "RJ" Diaz, who he refers to as "Mr. French."

Mike and the guys explain the format and mission of the new show. In the process of introducing their first sponsor, Dr. Bruce Freeman, Oscar reveals that Dr. Freedman has treated him for "fuzz butt."

Because the show will be airing on KCJJ, the content will be broadcast friendly and the show will include very brief breaks.

Segment 2
Mike, the seasoned broadcaster (who is not an egomaniacal bastard), sets himself apart from his Internet Radio "bretheren." He shouts, "I'm not one of you! I'm not effing one of you! Hacks!"

The show will be available beteen 1:00 and 1:15 every day so listeners can listen in the afternoon, including on the drive home.

Even though they aren't going to talk about the Tiger Woods scandal, they can't help talking about the Tiger Woods Scandal.

Mike plays his international music beds in the middle of an explanation about what went down at WJFK.

While talking about the David Letterman intern scandal, they conversation veers towards Tiger again.

Mike fantasizes about visiting listeners in an RV.

Segment 3
The Redskins still suck and Jim Zorn looks so confused. And Robb "doesn't know" where his Big Daddy Wilkinson tape is when Oscar asks for it.

Buzz's News
The guys share Ambien stories.
 * The bleeding hasn't stopped in the economic crisis, but it has slowed. Unemployment has dropped from 15% to 10%.
 * Defense Secretary Gates says it may be 2-4 years before we pull out of Afghanistan.
 * The President will be in Copenhagen for a world summit on climate change
 * At least 7 women have come forward to claim they have been banged by Tiger Woods
 * A prisoner in England got away with growing marijuana by pretending the plants were tomatoes

Audio Vault
After the Audio Vault, Mike decides to move the news to the end of the show.
 * Tiger Woods voicemail.
 * Tiger Woods voicemail R&B remix.
 * Jimmy Kimmel does man-on-the street interviews with children regarding Tiger Woods.
 * Bob Schieffer on Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods.