003 - Third Time IS the Charm



Another hour of audio ear-candy for all you comedy diabetics… WHAT!?! And the Barefoot Contessa is guilty… of being HOT!

Opening Clip
The Bird Cage - "My father was the shaman of his village, OKAY?"

Opening Song
Was Not Was - Walk the Dinosaur

Segment 1
Mike's outfit: Snow booties, undersized Red Sox cap, Washington Capitals long sleeve tee. He's mixed teams.

On Friday's BYOB show, Mike will make an appearence in a bath robe.

Rob's salute to Kenya: Hakuna Matata and the Circle of Life, Mike is optimistic.

Dennis Murphy: Former Facebook Friend.

Segment 2
Mike is addicted to the Food Network. The Barefoot Contessa is guilty. If you're bleeding in the food, you're a filthy asshat.

TV Talk. Mike is passionate about Hoarders. Sons of Anarchy, recommended to Mike by Chad Dukes, is one of the best shows on TV. Dexter is hitting its stride.

Segment 3
Robb gives up some Audio Vault for Mike's Lithgow impression.

Audio Vault

 * Obama's BLEEP-ing weekly radio address
 * Dr. Oz and his massive chin in a disgusting moment with Joy Behar
 * Tyra Banks has a live colonic on her show
 * Tiger Woods Sex Tape with golf-style commentary

News with Buzz

 * Facebook's new privacy settings
 * Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to be tried in New York
 * Congressional Leaders are meeting with the President to discuss unemployment
 * A Chinese man has signed a contract to allow his wife to beat him up once a week