002 - Twice is a trend...



Another 60+ minutes of broadcasting excellence… where we dissect the current status of news and Tiger’s jars. Enjoy!

Opening Audio
Audio Clip - Will Ferrell "Pretty Nice Little Saturday" scene from Old School

Song - Aerosmith - "Back in the Saddle"

Segment 1
During the opening music, Mike says "Shake Your Boobs" for the first time in podcast history.

Mike's afraid the dogs are going to bark, pee, or poop during the show, and Robb thinks Oscar should clean Frankie's poop. Mike wants to find Bolivian music, but Oscar doesn't think it will have the same comedic effect as Mexican music. Oscar motivates Mike by talking Analytics, whatever the hell those are.

Mike's #1 story of the day is the media's handling of the story of the "middle-aged blonde lady" who was escorted out of Tiger Wood's house. That woman was Tiger's mother-in-law. Mike thinks this oversight is due to the media's inability to get beyond the surface. A tangent about TMZ and Harvey Leven leads to Mike's impression of Jesse Ventura, which leads to a bit about Steven Segal threatening Jesse Ventura. But he gets back on track and they finish the discussion of the media, jabbing at Buzz along the way.

Segment 2
Buzz gets an unfair rap.

Did Tiger the family man give his mother-in-law a heart attack? Robb and Mike love golfers with emotions, unlike Ernie Els and Vijay Singh, who both speak the same way.

Mike wants to do an outdoor cooking show. The fans want Snacks of the Round Table. Mike refuses to hold for Papa John's.

Audio Vault
Mike doesn't want interns so close to the place where he fornicates.

Audio Vault

 * Tiger Woods voicemail R&B remix
 * The girl who can't stop sneezing
 * Mindy Lawton in News of the World
 * John Daly's estranged wife comments on Tiger
 * Carrie Underwood doing comedy with her mom on her Music Special
 * Colbert on Tiger Woods

News with Buzz
Tomorrow: What has the gang been up to in the last five months?
 * Ten women have claimed to have banged Tiger Woods, one has given a photo of Tiger's junk to playgirl.com
 * Health experts predict a milder-than-usual flu season
 * The Copenhagen Summit will emit as much gas in 12 days as an African nation would in a year
 * Wells Fargo is getting ready to pay back their $25 billion TARP loan
 * Apple has yanked 1000 apps from iTunes
 * A woman in Florida tried to get out of a traffic ticket by flashing a cop