024 - Keifer Sutherland starring in "24"

We have Friday on our minds as we talk circumsicion, Napalitano, and we determine that yes, plastic is not made of metal.

Opening Vignette
Janet Napolitano press conference.

Opening Audio
Audio Clip: Eddie Murphy riffs on Elvis Presley.

Music: Elvis Presley - "A Little Less Conversation"

Segment 1
It is the 75th birthday of Elvis Presley! The boys reminisce about the old DnM Elivs bits. Robb details his Elvis Day plans. Mike asks if Robb has any more Elvis music, just so Robb will think he cares.

It's a bad day for Frankie, who has been neutered today. This makes Mike sad. Oscar says better now than later, because he himself was circumcised when he was 13 (or 11). The boys discuss the prevalance of circumcision in the United States and the pro- and anti-circumcision movements.

Segment 2
Mike believes that women take too much glee in the neutering of male animals. In his experience, neutering doesn't change their behavior at all.

They discuss the Bubble Boy Dad's interviews. He's a liar.

Ann Curry is the ditziest broadcaster, shocked to learn that a plastic knifecutter would not be detected by a metal detector.

Like today's show, America is obsessed with genitals and how they are shown by the security screeners.

Robb relates a tale of an airport screening. He was in line behind someone who tried to bring a giant sex toy through the airport screener.

They discuss the BCS championship and Colt McCoy. Finally, they plan the Breakfast Meats show.

Audio Vault

 * Gary Coleman has had a seizure. He is also fighting the producers of Midgets vs. Mascots, as they didn't take his penis out of it.  He is also walking with a cane.
 * Heidi Fleiss on Celebrity Rehab . "Thank god for abortion."
 * Mackenzie Philips doesn't know who her Celebrity Rehab roommate, Mindy McReady is.
 * Dennis Rodman discuss his zen formation, also on Celebrity Rehab.
 * The Onion solves the Mexcian drug trafficking problem with Lil Wayne.

Buzz's News

 * President Obama says no heads will roll as a result of the report on the crotch bombing.
 * Jay Leno's 10pm show is foundering.  So NBC is moving Leno to 11:30 and the Tonight Show to midnight.  Watch out Conan.
 * A new study says that cell phone radiation prevents the onset of Alzheimers - at least in mice.
 * A small university study shows that 40% of soda fountains have human fecal manner upon them.
 * The dirty coffee chain in Washington state is getting even dirtier.